The Wife's out of town, time for steak, egg and cheese biscuits! Uh... maybe just one.
It's Friday the 13th, and that means good luck for Tom. I found a new Jimmy Buffett album in the bookstore this morning. My head has been buried in the sand of work and obligation for so long that I didn't even know one was coming out. I just popped in to get A Prairie Home Companion and there it was on the new releases shelf. As a bonus, there was a new Neil Gaiman collection as well. Barbeque for lunch and all is right with the world.
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The wife out of town. Lot's of male fantasy about what to do when the wife is gone for a few days. I usually do something that would get me into a lot of trouble if she found out - Order pizza and watch 3 hours of Nemo/Elmo/Thomas the Tank Engine with my 2 kids (aged 2 & 4).
By the way, I believe that "biscuit" is a euphemism for a part of the female anatomy. So be careful when you tell people, "the first thing I kid when the wife left was go downtown for a little biscuit."
Enjoy your biscuit.
There is a new book that might interest you:
The Bancroft Strategy
by Robert Ludlum
I recall a high school classmate with the middle name of "Bancroft". One day in Calculus class, the guidance counsellor came into the room and the following conversation ensued:
"Thomas, I need your middle name for my records."
"Bancroft"
(laughter in background and Nelson Kersey mumbling "Bancroft - ha ha")
"I'm sorry Thomas" says the GC
"no problem" says an unfazed Thomas.
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