I now sport a Zombie on my arm. Not only a Zombie, but a Pirate-Zombie. With a skull. And an eyeball in the skull so he can see your face melt into helpless terror before he does all sorts of mean Pirate-Zombie things to you. He's even got a red bandanna because if he had any sweat glands or hair, it would keep them out of his eye. Those might even be ninja swords nailed to the ship's wheel.
"How cool is that", you ask?
"So cool Jungle Beasts howl my name at the rising moon" I reply.
It doesn't photograph very well, though. I think the awesomeness interferes will the camera's CCD element.
If it was a traditional sub-dermal tattoo it wouldn't be so shiny. Instead I got a super-dermal tattoo. Everybody knows super is better than sub.
Plus it'll come off with a little lava soap before my wife comes back to town. The importance of this cannot be over stressed.