So while I was on vacation some entity (and I use the term loosely) created a fake facebook account with my name and photo.  Some friends r...

Hey Cool! I remembered I have a blog.

I try to be a nice guy.  Really I do.  Ask anyone who knows me, and they'll tell you that yes, I am a nice guy.  I hold open doors fo...

Huge autonomous cyber-tanks have been reported rolling east out of Carrboro.  Chapel Hill has surrendered, and Durham is understandably anx...

When one reaches a certain "temporal seniority", one comes to realize some fundamental truths. That is to say, nobody young...

Sweet Ink I now sport a Zombie on my arm.  Not only a Zombie, but a Pirate-Zombie .  With a skull .  And an eyeball in the skull so he ...

When I was a little tyke, one of my favorite books was Dr. Seuss' "If I Ran the Circus". I always liked the great big lemonad...

Is it not wonderful to live in a time and place where toast is available 24/7, without regard to color, creed, or regional football affiliat...